You can't bring that dog in this bar!

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  1. PEPSICOLA

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    A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

    Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

    The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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    RUS/А теперь на русском ;) "aka тупой юмор =)))"

    "Вы не можете привести собаку в бар!"

    Приходит чел в бар с собакой, и просит выпить, бармэн видит собаку и говорит ему "Вы не можете привести собаку в бар!", ну посетитель не думаю ни секунды отвечает: "Я слепой - это мой "поводырь"". Бармэн типа извенился и отстал от него. Мужик сел за столом около входа.

    Заходит второй чел с собакой чихуахуа, первый увидел его и говорит "вы не можете зайти в бар с собакой, пока не скажете ему что это ваш поводырь". Ну этот поблагодарил его и пошел заказывать выпивку. Бармер увидел его и говорит "вы не можете заходит в бар с собакой!".

    Ну чел отвечает ему "Я слепой эта собака - мой поводырь", бармен отвечает "я так не думаю, они не дают собак чихуахуа для слепых", мужик подумав отвечает "ЧТО??? ОНИ ДАЛИ МНЕ ЧИХУАХУА??!!!" :D :D :D
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    Вот фотка этой собаки:
    http://www.superherodesigns.com/journal/teacup_pooch.jpg
     
  2. Дрэгги

    Дрэгги Elder - Старейшина

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    Keep on posting more of such staff, man! Though I like funny pics or video more.
     
  3. PEPSICOLA

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    http://www.ahajokes.com/
     
  4. Дрэгги

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    Wow, nice site! I'll surely tell about it to my friend from Malayzia! Now if I could also know about some cool flash-games site of all sorts and tastes!
     
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    This "funny" story smells like sh*t, at least. What thing f***ed u up 4 writing such anal story of the web-seurity site in English Zone? Practice? I think you should write it in the "Humor" of Russian Zone.
     
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